October 8
Some people are going to say that this is just a poorly-shot photo of me with dilated “crazy eyes”. Actually, this look is completely intentional. It’s my defensive “fake” smile. I whip it out like a stealthy ninja when:
1. My local Dunkin Donuts has run out of glazed donuts;
2. My girlfriend Kristine decides to have a five-hour conversation about throw pillows;
3. I’ve been ingesting health-endangering levels of candy corn all day; or
4. I am being tortured (Read: Kristine wants to go to Pottery Barn. Again.)