November 5
Some of you may have heard that Megatron broke up with his long time girlfriend Fabulous Maximus. Reports first indicated that it was an amicable break-up, that both parties would “remain friends” and blah, blah, blah. But shortly after the news broke Megatron ended up at Cedars Sinai sporting facial bruises. A police report is now surfacing indicating Megatron claimed Fabulous threw several bricks through the windows of his Honda Civic and slapped him. Repeatedly. So she may have some anger-management issues. And brick-management issues. – Shaan