December 2
The European Debt Crisis is not what’s important right now. What is important, is the fact that I need to never stop wearing these jeans because clearly they’re forged with magic. Right now lightning bolts are shooting out of my thighs while the voice of Zeus instructs me to wield my new found powers for the glory of Greece. [Zeus: “For your butt shall look smoking and said smoking will smote thy enemies, leaving their girlfriends for your taking.”] – Shaan