Kiran and Shaan's World

Early this morning Mr. Potatohead drank several “extreme mango” Capri Suns that he found in an old cooler in his backyard. He then began demanding that everyone attend his quinceañera before tearing off his clothes and declaring himself “King of the Potatoes”. Shaan was finally able to wrestle his Blackberry away from him but not before he sent several expletive-laden emails. Mrs. Potatohead would like to pre-apologize to the following people who may have received a message today from Mr. Potatohead:

The Judges from “Dancing with the Stars”
Sissies
Superman
The Cast of “Ringer”
Obamacare

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