January 17
Time travel is dangerous. Case in point, a younger version of myself from 2008 just traveled to the future and tried to take over the world – 2008 me also tried to meet now me, only to wind up being karate chopped in the face by Shaan (Big thumbs up for Shaan!), because I’m pretty sure if we met the universe would explode and we’d have to call in Chuck Norris to put it back together. That’s usually how these things work. So, heads up if a talking horse shows up at your house rambling about a “rupture in time”. – Kiran