March 2
VIDEO OF THE DAY
We were originally scheduled to have a 90 minute layover in Houston on our way to Atlanta. However our short layover inexplicably turned into 5 hours. Shaan and I occupied ourselves by finalizing the details of our newly created holiday: “Empire Appreciation Day” – which commemorates the brave men and women who died when the Rebels blew up the Death Star and recognizes the courage of everyday Storm Troopers who did not support the annihilation of Alderaan. Mom accordingly turned her anger and frustration into a ball of stress that she bottled up inside herself until it became rage cancer. I’m joking – Mom took half a Xanax while Dad chilled it in a rental jacuzzi equipped with Johnny Walker Black and jalapeno poppers. – Kiran