Sorry for the lack of posts the past few days. My trusty laptop exploded this weekend, so it’s not that I was ignoring your emails. It’s merely that everything was… difficult to access. Also I’m busily trying to convince Mom and Dad to buy me a G4 laptop. – Shaan
SHAAN’S GRILLED BALONEY LOG RECIPE
Directions:
1. Purchase Duraflame-log-sized baloney item – sometimes referred to euphemistically as a “baloney stick”.
2. Butterfly with a pocket knife.
3. Throw in a toaster oven until log hisses and squirms like a rattlesnake.
4. Slice.
5. Serve au jus or with ketchup and enjoy.
Who keeps leaving messages trying to convince everyone that cell phones pop popcorn? And why does Kiran have, like a hundred salty buttery cell phones in his closet? – Shaan
My inner chef is experimenting with “innovative” cuisine – so today I cooked up some sprinkle sprinkolinnis in a sprinkle sauce, served over a bed of warm sprinkles and sprinkled with sprinkle powder. – Shaan
Don’t let the photo fool you – it took me, like, 20 hours to get my hair to a socially acceptable state today. – Shaan
…after work I’m bringing home a couple of Mountain Dews and some Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Zebbie’s bringing over that screener DVD of the new Hal Hartley movie from the video store where he works. …Uh-huh…yea. …And I think that one girl in my Statistics in Poetry class wants to date me, but she wears Tevas which kind of flies in the face of my strict “No Dating Someone Who Wears Tevas” rule. – Shaan
