Kiran and Shaan's World

Eating remote controls with adult-sized teeth would be sooooooooo much easier. – Shaan

What!? The Los Angeles Times says there’s something wrong with drinking 6 or more Diet Cokes a day? I’d go over and give them a piece of my mind if I’d had enough aspartame today. Also they’ve obviously never tried the new Diet Coke with Lime, one of the most fantastic drinking experiences one can have — barring the availability of Red Bull, of course. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

Did you know that I am not only psychic but can glimpse into the insanely near future? Like five minutes from now. (Ready GO!) – Shaan

I love Frankenberry cereal. It’s fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron and comes with a variety of promotional prizes. Last month I got a so-unironic-it’s-ironic Wolverine fanny pack and an anatomically correct Dr. Manhattan suit. – Kiran

OMG! I’m in the midst of a transformation right now… so my outside matches my inside…What does this all mean? I’m not sure. Please bear with me. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Shaan’s dance moves captured in this incredible sequence of video footage vividly displays the kinetic poetry of his Wiggle Dance in all its appropriate glory. The apparent unavailability of a sheet of cardboard prevented him from capping his dance with his legendary headspin. – Kiran

[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

To be fair, anyone can look like Galileo while wearing a floppy hat, sunglasses and stoically pointing at an arbitrary set of coordinates in the cosmos. – Kiran

Did you hear? There was a dust-up at Home Depot involving Elmo. They should have known better then to mess with him. I mean – the fifth tattoo on Elmo’s left pec says “I wrestle submarines,” and then he’s got it in Chinese symbols on the right one. That kind of says it all. – Kiran