Kiran and Shaan's World

VIDEO OF THE DAY

What’s the secret ingredient of my karaoke stylings? The inclusion of sausage. – Kiran

What am I up to today? Oh, you know, just performing my various household duties – remote control battery replacement, diaper disposal and delivering grilled cheese specifications to the afternoon kitchen staff. – Shaan

Hey, good morning. How are you? Doing OK? Good, good. Here, let us take your coat. Grab yourself a coffee, a muffin — we’ve plenty. Yeah, those multi-berry ones are delicious. So, got a second? Yeah? Great, take a seat, make yourself comfortable. We need to talk. As you may have heard, the number of swine flu cases in the US has escalated to 71 with 15 cases reported in California alone. And this can only mean one thing: PANIC! Soon we will all be wiped out by this virus that (I can only assume) turns people into pigs and, yes, the only hope for the future of the human race is to start breeding constantly and repopulate the planet. Please feel free to drop me a private message if you want to join the Resistance. – Kiran

HOW TO WALK PROPERLY 

Do you shuffle through your day, dragging your feet and looking at the ground? If so: You’re DOING IT WRONG! Here I am demonstrating how to walk properly. Please note that I can simultaneously “runway-model walk” while maintaining my “sexy glare”. – Shaan

With more and more cases of swine flu being reported, the CDC is reminding everyone to wash their hands frequently and don’t go around kissing or sharing toilet seats with random pigs. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Ladies aaaaaaand gentlemen…Shaan Thakur wins the walking race as his opponent heads toward an imminent collision with a couch. – Announcer

SMILE OF THE DAY

OMG! More banks to receive TARP funds! Or… something? I don’t know what that means but it’s SHOCKING. – Shaan

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