Kiran and Shaan's World

                                                                                     SHAAN OF THE DAY

It’s the day after Christmas and all I’ve been doing is stumbling around in a candy cane-fueled haze. Empty cartons of Ben & Jerry’s Limited Edition Christmas Swirl are everywhere. And because of my appalling fondness for holiday Doritos dipped in Gorgonzola I’m only wearing elastic waistbands today. Things are not good. – Kiran

                                                                    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

What do you do when the world’s economy is falling apart and God only knows when things will get better? Duh! Get together with your favorite Aunt and start building some sofa-and-blanket forts stat! – Shaan

                                                                                 PICTURE OF THE DAY

…but I specifically told the temp agency that I wanted to be Master of the Universe but instead, I had to settle for World’s Sexiest Man. *sigh* – Kiran

My answer to solving the growing financial crisis? Candy canes. And lots of them. Wait, I already proposed that solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at Starbucks…. – Kiran

When I initially wrote my letter to Santa, I asked for the yet to be released Sesame Street CD “Songs To Wear Pants To”. However after a few days of quiet reflection it occurred to me that I had spoken too soon. So today’s post goes out to Santa. If you are reading this, please forgive me for the short notice, but I’m writing to request a last minute alteration to my Christmas list. Please replace the Sesame Street CD with a diamond-crusted solid gold bar that also functions as a Wii. My apologies again for such short notice. From the goodest boy in the whole wide world. – Kiran

As some of you already know Elmo’s wrist reduction surgery went swimmingly well yesterday afternoon. What shape do Elmo’s wrists resemble post-surgery? My money’s on rhombus. Or octagon. It’s a toss-up. – Kiran

This year we’re having a quiet Christmas at home. A couple of years ago I was swept away with yuletide propaganda and marched in a Christmas parade dressed as a sexy elf. It was like, sub-freezing and I nearly died of hypothermia — but I did get a photo with Rudolph and Blitzen’s autograph. – Kiran