Kiran and Shaan's World

What have I been diligently working on lately? Designing fashionably oversized aviator sunglasses for the toddler set. What do they look like? Think CHiPs’ Officer Frank Poncherello meets Michael Kors. – Kiran        

Soooooo exciting! Have you heard? E! is auditioning for a “toddle-spondent” to host it’s new show “Baby-Razzi”. Armed with my new top secret hairdo (Three words: Salute to Sanjaya), friendly demeanor and dulcet toned voice I should be a shoe in right? – Kiran 

We’re out of Apple Wagon Wheels? Again?! How can this be?! No deity in the world would allow this to happen! Twice! – Kiran

Have you had the new “Handsome Dreamboat” drink from Starbuck’s today? I guess not or else you’d be carrying a giant cup of me. Te he he. – Kiran

As the Goodwill Ambassador for the color Red, I traverse the neighborhood promoting Red and all its many splendorific virtues. Did you know Red has a 16 MPH ping pong serve, invented the color Purple and the author of “How to Make Cabbage in Four Easy Steps”? – Kiran 

As some of you know, I was feeling a little under the weather lately, but today I feel invigorated! Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is exactly what I had for breakfast and now I feel like I could fly to the moon with my arms. Prepare for takeoff! – Kiran 

A DAY IN SIMI VALLEY

Today’s post goes out to Sunita Geshwani: Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz stop calling us every week to remind us that it’s only 7 cents a minute for all international calls to India and a free set of 8 commemorative Shahrukh Kahn spoons if we sign up with Desi-Time Telecommunications. Mom and Dad are quite satisfied with their current long distance provider and our flatware set at home. – Kiran 

How to look cute for a photo shoot: 1. Comb your hairs; 2. Pinch your cheeks; and 3. Cover yourself with puppies. – Kiran  

This is my favorite jacket. It’s stylish and the hoodie also serves as a wattle which is particularly helpful when speaking to poultry. – Kiran