Kiran and Shaan's World

Why do I need this car Mom? Well, since I’m at a loss for words let me defer to Einstein who states that: “It is customary to express the equivalence of mass and energy by the formula E = mc2 in which c represents the velocity of light and E is energy contained in a stationary body and m is its mass.” Let’s start by noting that the car is clearly a substantial amount of mass (m). If you multiply m by the velocity of light (c) squared, you’ll note that Einstein has scientifically proven this car to be “Super Really Wicked Awesome”. Yup, I’m pretty sure that’s the scientific term he used. – Kiran   

International Sausage Party at our house tonight! Mom’s buying sixteen types of sausage including the exotic Andalusian Lamb and savory Pineapple Ligurian Chicken. Be there or be square. – Kiran

Nope. Too late. We just returned from a lovely brunch at Mimi’s Cafe. But my events coordinator (a.k.a. Mom), can pencil you in – how ’bout shnozberry pancakes next Sunday? – Kiran

[Rub, rub, rub] Come on genie of Mom’s ATM card! [Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony…[Rub, rub, rub] Kiran wants a pony. [Rub, rub, rub] – Kiran  

‘Kiransworld’ will disappear in a puff of smoke late tonight for server maintenance, and return again, here, in ‘the internets’. (A big shout out to B-Bear and Dad for making it all happen seamlessly!) If all goes according to “plan”, a plan that should be noted is only slightly less magnificent than anything ever imagined by Einstein, ‘Kiransworld’ will return early tomorrow morning. – Kiran

A DAY AT THE PLAYGROUND

Whether your look is goth, punk, indie, hipster, fashionista, ‘Tom Ford’ or Manhattan heiress, just remember that ‘jazz hands’ (see photo) accentuates any look. – Kiran

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

The final five secret cylons are as follows:

1. Higgins from ‘Magnum P.I.’ (Get out! Really?)  

2. Don Knotts (Don Knotts is dead? Hmmmm…scratch that.)

3. Paris Hilton (A direct descendant of Mohammed, a “socialite”, an actress and a pop star. What can’t this cylon accomplish?)   

4. Elton John (I know, I love “Tiny Dancer” too, but he’s a cylon. How else can you explain “Honky Cat”?)   

5. Ann Coulter (No surprises here.)  

My favorite blog fonts:

1. Helvetica (Somber yet theatrical and a Wharton MBA to boot);

2. Georgia (Elliptic, angular and abstract);

3. Arial (If Dio and Whitesnake had a lovechild, that lovechild would be ‘Arial’); and

4. Verdana (Deep and dense…like a gluey Cinnabon). 

Here we are celebrating ‘Shopping Day’ at The Irvine Spectrum. What is ‘Shopping Day’ you ask? ‘Shopping Day’ falls right between ‘The Day We Exchange Currency For Goods And Services Day’ and ‘Other Shopping Day’. Te he he. – Kiran