Super Bowl Sunday is here! But mostly the day is made for two things: commercials and food. The commercials were funny-ish. But the food was delicious. We had Mom’s homemade nachos, corn beef sandwiches and foot long hot dogs all day long. (Followed by a Pepto Smoothie of course.) – Kiran
TRIVIAL PURSUIT – STAR TREK EDITION
Category: Hydro-Magnetic Dimensions
“When traveling at sub-sonic speed during the last one hour of hyper-sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will be closest to Omicron Ceti III?” – Moderator
“Um…can I call a friend?” – Kiran
[…whisper, whisper, whisper…] …uh-huh…uh-huh…the film’s called ‘Super Jefe and Big Cheese’…okay…five points on the back end…okay…20% gross on merchandising…uh-huh…and Heidi Klum’s baby dropped out two days ago? …Say no more Doraeman, of course I want the gig! Let’s call my agent ASAP! – Kiran
It is the critical week leading up to Super Bowl XLI. (GOOOOO BEARS!) Please feel free to drop by on Sunday for our ‘Bowl of Super’ Party. Aside from serving the traditional nachos, burgers and hot dogs, the first 5 guests to arrive at our house will receive a Football-Phone. – Kiran
Mom says I’m handsome, piled on top of adorable, wrapped up in a chalupa and served with two scoops of sweetness. (‘Oh, Mom. You’re making me blush.’) – Kiran
The fashion cognoscenti have spoken and this season’s essential wardrobe is: the hand-knitted hoodie. (Thank you Ohri Auntie!) – Kiran
(GULP) Ahem, rrrrwwk, ahem…Um, ye-aaaah, about that last cocktail Verdell. What do you call it? …The Pork-arita? Um, rrwk, I don’t know Verdell. Is there a market for pork margharitas? – Kiran
If you play your cards right Zebbie my Chacha-ji will ‘fly’ you all over the house…I am being serious! Yea, just like that flying scene with Lois Lane in ‘Superman Returns’…Yes, just like that. Well, no…Of course flying with my Chacha-ji won’t be romantic…I swear! – Kiran
Who invited me out for dinner last night? My Po-Po and Kong Kong! – Kiran
MC K ON THE MIC
[Russell on beatbox: Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha, Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha…]
“Yo, I’m gonna take this one, check it, uh, uh, …
My diaper ‘ploded on me
My stroller broke down
I lost $20
It can’t be found.
K needs a keeza
Let’s back it up
Step off my booty
Let’s pump it up.
Peace out!” – Kiran
