OMG – what is that stench? Is this what Kiran was babbling about earlier? Is this why I need to use toilet paper? – Shaan
I have genuinely considered a life of crime, which I narrowed down to cat burglaring because: a) sexy outfit; b) allows me to indulge my extreme organizational/planning tendencies; and c) as close to a victimless crime as I could get, unless you count insurance companies. – Shaan
I’m assuming that the vague farty odor that’s been wafting around the house is the result of someone not practicing proper toilet paper etiquette. (Read: Shaan) Fold your TP into perfect origami squares along the seam and always use eight squares. Eight. – Kiran
When I hear Black Eyed Peas on the sound system, I’m doin’ Da Butt or the Lambada, or whatever the white ladies are doing. – Kiran
