
Feeling deflated today: No one is supporting my campaign to add “recapitate” and “dublicate” into Webster’s Dictionary. – Kiran


Big Bird had a date with a grilled cheese sandwich last night. Which is surprising because I figured melted cheese on bread would have higher standards. What did Big Bird promise you, Cheese? A chance to meet Mario Lopez? And you fell for it? Oh, Cheese. You’ve been drinking again haven’t you? – Kiran

