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VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

And you thought your hair style was talented? A mere dilettante when compared to Shaan, the fabulous hairdo-master himself. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

From an early age I always knew I wanted to be a business tycoon. I remember my most closely cherished dream: my secret lust for money – vast loads of it. At night I clutched my pillow and imagined it … Continue reading →

While Kiran wasted away in jury duty today, he texted me that he’s short on cash these days. I can relate. Since my own recent budget problems, I have been forced to choose between pawning my complete Chuckie Cheese animatronic … Continue reading →

The router is down? This is the third time today. Honestly, we’re really going to have to look into replacing our tech team. I bet they don’t even know what an RS-232 booster chip* is for. – Kiran [Answer: Dual … Continue reading →

Yesterday was gorgeous. It was warm and sunny and trees were flowering. People strolled around, hand in hand. Moods seemed lifted. And today is supposed to be about the same! I feel so rejuvenated…like the world is a special place. … Continue reading →

What happened to the computer? Well, um, here’s the thing…while I was downloading my photo spread in this month’s GQ Magazine the computer started flashing “Too sexy! Too sexy!” on the screen and burst into flames. Honest. – Kiran

Of the many tenets of the man-hottie ethos, no rule is more important then the inverse proportion relationship: As muscular definition becomes more and more defined, chick magneticism increases by a factor of three. – Kiran

As some of you know, I’ve been doing a little publicity for my holiday cookbook entitled “Hindu Santa, Buddhist Cowboy: Cookies for All Occasions”. I just finished taping my interview with Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa and let me tell … Continue reading →