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SMILES OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY This is the hat I wear when I let a monster truck give me a haircut. – Shaan  

Skinny jeans – I assume this means they make your legs look thinner while doing absolutely nothing for your upper body. I’d go so far as to say they make it look like you’re a marshmallow with toothpicks for legs. … Continue reading →

Mr. Potatohead’s new cologne smells like s’mores. Wow – I was way off. I always assumed it would smell like postage stamps. Shows how much I know. Of course, I do spend half my day with pashmina throw ribbons wrapped … Continue reading →

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAAN!

To the untrained eye it probably looks like I’m wearing some common pedestrian hat, but in reality, I have a secret marshmallow fetish. (Yes – that is how I would read that.) – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

The last words I heard from Shaan were, “I’m just getting madder and madder…” before he stormed off. Maybe he should’ve found out what time Honey Baked Ham opens instead of designing a hat shaped like Guam. (8 am. Its … Continue reading →

Mandarin oranges are a gift from God himself to remind us, his most beloved creation, that sometimes a fruit can be a masterful work of art, and if one should attempt to hide such beauty with condiments (or whatever that … Continue reading →