November 8
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 7
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November 6
Reports indicate that fast food chain McDonald’s has been showing declining profits for the past 9 years. Where’s the love America? We can’t let McDonald’s go the way of the dodo bird. So if you haven’t eaten breakfast, lunch or dinner yet, go support your local McDonald’s. You’re doing God’s work. Do you think nuns get paid? (Do nuns get paid? If so, bring them to McDonald’s.) – Kiran
November 5
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 4
My new friend Toos is temporarily living with us while he finds a new pad in LA. So far he’s been a lovely house guest. But I dare you to eat something in front of him. I double dare you. Because that almost never works out. Even if it’s just a Hot Pocket, you have to spend two minutes distracting him with conversation, then another two minutes waiting for it too cool down and by then he’s already stolen your Hot Pocket. It’s like he wants me to punch him. – Shaan
November 3
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 2
Allow me to state for the record that I – being of the genus known as “people” – have never once watched a basketball game. Ever. So I have no idea how this works. But I am so good at arcade lacrosse your brain would explode. – Shaan
November 1
Reports that Mom’s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should have my luscious locks back in no time. And on a separate note: A big thank you to Homer Simpson for sending me “Hats and the Art of Not Looking Bald”, “Male Pattern Baldness: A Government Conspiracy” and a 6-pack of Duff-Lite. – Shaan
October 31
VIDEOS OF THE DAY
October 30
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