Monthly Archives: August 2007

You know its time to do laundry when: a) Zebbie is wandering the neighborhood in his underwear; and b) Mom tells you to. – Kiran  

A DAY WITH DAD AT GYMBOREE

When I ‘instant message’ I always use ’emoticons’. Today my emoticons started out :-/ then a little %-( but finally ended up :I. Elmo, on the other hand, was more like 8-P. – Kiran 

Oooooo…back rubs from Mom are the best. Her fingers are like little Swedish robotic massagers. (“Can someone fetch the massage oil please?”) – Kiran         

Sometimes, I paint a little mustache on Elmo and take him on tours through Mexico. They call him Senior Guapo and he is huge there. – Kiran

ON THE WAY TO GYMBOREE Roads are really great. Without them we’d all need SUV’s in order to go from place to place because the ground would be all rocks and dirt and shrubs. But there’s another reason I like … Continue reading →

TOP 3 TIPS FOR SUMMER WEIGHT LOSS It’s summer, and, let’s face it, none of us made our target swimsuit weight this year. Need more help than simple salad-eating? Here are some of my handy tips for weight loss: 1. Spend an extra 15 minutes … Continue reading →

A DAY IN SIMI VALLEY Here I am with my Chacha-ji. A couple of interesting tips he imparted to me today about how to be manly hot: 1. Oil you’re pecs (Chacha-ji says chicks dig it. Duly noted.); 2. Letter in ‘Ultimate … Continue reading →

A bowl of red M&Ms!? For me? Thank you Chairman Meow! What? You individually scratched off the ‘&’ from every M&M and replaced it with a tiny drawing of a dog? You are so talented. – Kiran  

To all the shorties and mamacitas in the hiz-ouse: Y’all better watch out, because my new hair cut is looking so hot Al Gore’s going to need to regulate it to prevent global warming. – Kiran