Monthly Archives: November 2007

PHONE CALL TRANSCRIPT  …Well, I think far more people should apprentice at bakeries…         …I know – because the world just does not produce enough crullers…         …Yeah, it’s a real problem…       … Continue reading →

HAPPY DIWALI EVERYONE!  

What am I doing? Just mentally preparing for tomorrow’s exam. As some of you know, applicants to the prestigious Riverdale Preschool Academy must take and pass their scholastic aptitude test. Russell scored a copy of last season’s grueling exam:  Question 1: Estimate the number … Continue reading →

How was last night’s party? Mmmmmm, let’s see, I didn’t get there until 1 am thinking that the party wouldn’t really be going until then, but it turns out I missed the band. I decided to call it a night, but then … Continue reading →

Today Russell and I had our palms read by Madame Minardi. First she talked about how Russell was going to have a cooking show and maybe move back to the Midwest where his roots lie, even though Russell hates cooking and doesn’t want to go back to … Continue reading →

During our down time here at Kiran’s World, there are a couple of things we do during the two to three hours we spend between drafting posts and taking photos: I like to check out the superior singles scene at the playground, Elmo goes for … Continue reading →

You’ve spent far too much time at Costco if the ratio of free crab puff samples that you’ve consumed to the number of crab puffs you’ve actually paid for is 3:1 or greater then the volume of 1/Sqrt[2]. – Kiran   … Continue reading →

Men’s Health Magazine suggests that working out at the gym can be an utterly pointless exercise that does more harm than good, sometimes even resulting in muscle dysmorphia (“bigorexia”) or permanent injuries. I’ll concede that there are times when I think I work … Continue reading →

Gymboree makes me feel all waked up, like there’s an extra 10% part of my brain that lies dormant until it hears “Bubble Time.” I could listen to Gymboree songs all day, so I look forward to their triple CD, … Continue reading →

So, you know how it’s pretty typical that a blogger doesn’t want to go outside—they just want to stay indoors and blog all day long? Well when a blogger wants to get outside, they generally want to be able to … Continue reading →