November 7
How was last night’s party? Mmmmmm, let’s see, I didn’t get there until 1 am thinking that the party wouldn’t really be going until then, but it turns out I missed the band. I decided to call it a night, but then I met this dude who introduced himself as Billy Dee Williams. I told him my name was Eartha Kitt and spent the next few minutes performing highlights from my a cappella version of Sondheim’s Follies. – Kiran