Monthly Archives: January 2008

This is my speech professor Katie. (Hi Katie!) This week we’ve been studying elocution, which basically involves rearranging words that were once said in the “subjunctive” tense into the “pluperfect-present” tense. It requires Socratic-like oratory skills, iron-will concentration and lightening … Continue reading →

Tomorrow is Martin Luther King’s Day. How am I going to celebrate? By lobbying for a holiday in my own honor. Kiran Thakur Day will celebrate the day I founded the Suffragette Movement, established  the NAACP and instigated the Boston Tea Party. True story. … Continue reading →

Saturday and Sunday are supposed to be the two days of the week when we’re free to be ourselves. No work means the days are wide open – the tie goes on the rack and the weekend is filled with … Continue reading →

You know, I really think it’s time for everyone to cool it with all the produce jewelry. And please tell me you’re not wearing shallots wrapped around your neck. – Kiran  

Last week I joined our auxillary neighborhood watch group. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I’m charged with patrolling our block and keeping an eye out for would be evil-doers. There’s no need to pay me for this service, but if you must, I only … Continue reading →

How was my blind date with Amber? Well, we met for coffee at The Coffee Bean. I was wearing a blue plaid dress shirt tucked into khaki trousers and my emo glasses. She was wearing, um, well, I don’t know … Continue reading →

Why the long face today? My agent Ari just called and said I didn’t get the role of the forensics intern in CSI: Miami – The Musical. He said I probably would have gotten the part if I hadn’t insisted on delivering the dialogue … Continue reading →

Why has my fan mail recently become so, um, how shall I put this, odd? A sampling of sentiments expressed: “There is no other person on this earth that can ever hold the tremendous power that you have. You are a role model to everyone.” And: … Continue reading →

                     HAPPY LOHRI EVERYONE!    

You know, the good thing about weekends is it gives you time to relax. But what to do with that extra freedom? Flirting via text message on my iPhone. But be warned: Clumsy thumbs can render “Spending time with you makes me happy” into “Spenging time with … Continue reading →