Don’t you just hate it when you’re surrounded by smarmy, know-it-all PhDs who give you only the vaguest instructions and then expect you to master the intricacies of biotechnology overnight? Now I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure if we’re going to genetically create a soy chicken using fancy molecules like NaCl, H2O and NaHCO3, a dash of C2H5OH never hurts. – Kiran
What makes for an appealing restaurant? The dinner mints they leave with your bill. But after that, it comes down to design and amenities. Also, I like windows and brick. Lots and lots of brick. – Shaan
Quick! Meet me out back! And grab some juice boxes. Somebody drank all mine. *hic* – Shaan
BAD HAIR DAY
No man is perfect. Even the sexiest, most cleverest, and charm-oozing among us put on their perfectly tailored pants one leg at a time and have their bad hair days. The thing is; you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have it – the facts of life. Truer words have rarely been spoken. – Kiran
POST-NEW YEAR’S EVE ROUNDUP
OMG….I absorbed so many fruity cocktails last night, I don’t even know what happened. Let’s see, I vaguely recall swirling lights, disco balls and guys with shimmer-shirts fist pumping the air and yelling “You da man! No! You da man!”. But you know, now that I think of it, I also vaguely remember telling that cute girl with the emo glasses about that time I peed my pants, going around topless and I might have cried at one point. Oh God I can never, ever see any of those people ever again. – Kiran