Monthly Archives: May 2009

Wait! Wait! Please! Just one more question for my questionnaire: What’s the biggest sin? A. Using red pens B. Bathing in Drakkar Noir C. Wearing very very wide legged jeans with unknown sneakers D. Endorsing off-label use of Preparation H … Continue reading →

Okay everyone, this is where the verse is gonna go…and it’s gonna be emo. – Kiran

Remember to join us this evening for “Swine Flu Awareness Night” featuring a pork rib eating contest and carnival games like “Pin the Tail on the Contagion”. – Shaan

For the past week Kiran and Shaan’s World has been plagued by “technical difficulties”. Our demoralizing “interweb” travails have included: Sunday: Backed up (server exploded). Monday: Backlash (wireless router decides to go on strike). Tuesday: Another backlash (constipated video card … Continue reading →

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties; Please Stand By

Have you heard? Elmo will be serving for three months as interim prime minister of Laos, Grimace married a fifteen pound pimento loaf in international waters (bridesmaids included two croissants and a pretzel) and Zebbie is hanging on to a marginally influential seat in … Continue reading →

Whoa! Hold on ladies – I just moisturized. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

The boring gossip: Big Bird’s ten-second performance of professional-quality Running Man at the Annual National Audubon Society Soiree was a big hit with the crowd. The more interesting personal gossip: Big Bird is dating…Cameron Diaz? (WHAT?!). Big Bird also hastened … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY