Monthly Archives: June 2009

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Virgo (August 23 – September 22): [Power animal: ALF] As a Virgo, your tendency towards list-making will keep your life organized in the weeks to come, but will make you equally vulnerable to listicles. Your associates will … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Leo (July 23 – August 22): [Power animal: Salmon Avocado Roll] Today you will stop putting off the important things you meant to do a month ago: register to vote, send your aunt that thank you note … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Cancer (June 22 – July 22): [Power animal: 9-to-5: The Musical] Not to scare you, but your economic difficulties are only going to worsen over the next two years. This doesn’t mean you should give up your … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Gemini (May 21 – June 21): [Power animal: Hummus] As you get older, it seems your behavior is only becoming more and more erratic. Sometimes it feels like your mind is tearing you in all different directions … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Taurus (April 20 – May 20): [Power animal: Blackberry Storm] Rebirth is in the air and you have a chance to revise some New Year’s resolutions. Lose 15 pounds? Make that 5. Find inner peace? Use 6 … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Aries (March 21 – April 19): [Power animal: Vilanchosaurus] Getting the attention of your office crush is an enigma wrapped in a taquito shrouded in mystery. You’re good looking, full of snappy banter and besides, you drive … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Pisces (February 19 – March 20): [Power animal: Jeebus] It’s about time you quit your lucrative but soul-killing day job and commit to your inner artist. Wait. No, it’s not time to do that.

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): [Power animal: Chili Dog] You will talk to five important experts today about the dreary economic climate and its effect on your current and future investments. Unfortunately, these five experts will … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Today marks the beginning of our 12-day astrological forecasts for the month June. We consulted a friend in the Shamanic community who suggested some power animals to accentuate our predictions. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): [Power … Continue reading →