Kiran and Shaan's World

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Tonight Shaan and I are going to hit the town. We’re going to go somewhere classy, some place that I’m always too shy to go by myself. Then we’re going to head over to the bar where my PE teacher is a bartender in the evenings. Then Shaan and I are going to impress everyone by figuring out how to add a 20% tip in our heads. – Kiran

SMILES OF THE DAY

If you don’t have anything planned this Friday night  please feel free to come by and join us for our Kiran and Shaan’s World Christmas party. We’ll have plenty of fancy hors d’oeuvres, drinks and music – provided by our very own DJ George – the only rapper to rhyme kodak with kodak. – Kiran

Four dudes have come into my office to privately ask me about the “dress code” for our 3rd Annual Kiran and Shaan’s World holiday party this Friday. FOUR! Did no one read Kiran’s holiday dress tips yesterday?! I’m tempted to tell them it’s a black tie event at this point. Wear pants, be odorless. This should not be so hard. I’m telling the next person to ask me what to wear that it’s a “No-Pants Party” and let the hilarity ensue. – Shaan

The big question that’s on everyone’s mind lately is what to wear to all the Christmas parties you’ve been invited to. My handy-dandy rule of thumb for holiday party attire is as follows:

1. Don’t wear anything too memorable – you want to stand out for your charm, not your looks.

2. Don’t wear anything too forgettable – you want to stand out! OR

3. Don’t wear anything – hubba hubba.

Nothing keeps the holidays happier than a good sing-a-long amongst friends. So tonight I think my friends and I are going somewhere that has a great jukebox. (Mental Note: Don’t forget to bring piggy bank). We’re going to play all the songs that were popular in the 90’s and get everyone to sing along. I’ll assign the older bar denizens the more challenging Boyz II Men harmonies and lead a healthy debate as to who was cuter back in the day, Debbie Gibson or Tiffany. – Shaan

Early this morning Mr. Potatohead drank several “extreme mango” Capri Suns that he found in an old cooler in his backyard. He then began demanding that everyone attend his quinceañera before tearing off his clothes and declaring himself “King of the Potatoes”. Shaan was finally able to wrestle his Blackberry away from him but not before he sent several expletive-laden emails. Mrs. Potatohead would like to pre-apologize to the following people who may have received a message today from Mr. Potatohead:

The Judges from “Dancing with the Stars”
Sissies
Superman
The Cast of “Ringer”
Obamacare

If you’re looking at this photo and thinking, “Wow, there’s no way Shaan could look cuter” just wait til you see me in my Easter bunny pajamas come April. Then again, you’re probably not even reading this, so I’m basically talking to myself. Who’s looking quite handsome today, I might add. Is that a new shirt? Why yes it is! – Shaan

The European Debt Crisis is not what’s important right now. What is important, is the fact that I need to never stop wearing these jeans because clearly they’re forged with magic. Right now lightning bolts are shooting out of my thighs while the voice of Zeus instructs me to wield my new found powers for the glory of Greece. [Zeus: “For your butt shall look smoking and said smoking will smote thy enemies, leaving their girlfriends for your taking.”] – Shaan