Monthly Archives: May 2012

After much pleading and begging, I finally let Elmo drive my Ferrari Enzo. But I dunno – if Elmo crashes my car tomorrow’s headline will read “Elmo strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by … Continue reading →

Sometimes I like to fly to Hawaii for a couple of days of sun and relaxation. It’s good to enjoy life and get back to the simple pleasures. Like jet-setting to Hawaii at a moment’s notice. You know, normal day-to-day … Continue reading →

Last week I joined our Neighborhood Watch to keep our streets safe from invisible monsters. I didn’t name my fists ‘Justice’ and ‘Fury’ for nothing. – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

All everyone’s been talking about is last night’s “Super Moon”. Well you know what? It’s not that great. The Super Moon also blocked my view by sitting right in front of me during “The Avengers”. It also talked non-stop to … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Really Big Bird? Who starts a fireworks show count down from 60? You start it at 10. And if you do decide to do it from 60 then at least do it right. Don’t leave out random numbers and skip … Continue reading →

Ever since Megatron got a tummy tuck he insists on showing off his stomach to everyone, but that’s only to distract people from looking at his pecs. I mean, have you seen those things? They’re not the same size, the … Continue reading →

Dad doesn’t like it when I cover the stairs in moisturizer when he’s out. Something about slipping on the stairs and his “sky-attica.” Old people talk funny. – Shaan

SMILES OF THE DAY