May 4
Really Big Bird? Who starts a fireworks show count down from 60? You start it at 10. And if you do decide to do it from 60 then at least do it right. Don’t leave out random numbers and skip from 20 to 10. And then after counting down from 10 do it all over again because you realize you left out 19 through 11. He counted down from 10 twice. Twice! – Kiran
[Editor’s Note: This post was sponsored by Angry Mathematician Man: he’s angry and he’s a mathematician.]