May 3
Ever since Megatron got a tummy tuck he insists on showing off his stomach to everyone, but that’s only to distract people from looking at his pecs. I mean, have you seen those things? They’re not the same size, the same shape, or even pointing in the same direction. It’s like the plastic surgeon forgot what he was doing halfway through and just started sticking things in there at random. On his right you’ve got some teeny fruits and vegetables, and on his left you’ve got, like, a bike or something. His floor lamp? – Shaan