Monthly Archives: July 2012

I don’t know why Mom gets so upset about having to clean the house, quote “all the time”. If it were up to me, I’d just “let it go”. I mean, what’s the point of cleaning something that inherently wants … Continue reading →

Today I am going to karate chop the pool in the neck until it acknowledges that Chuck Norris is awesome. Or until I finally die from all the sexy radiation I give off. – Kiran

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I did a scientific study and discovered that the number one key to being tough is to have a big ominous tattoo. And you can’t argue with science. I used test tubes and everything. – Shaan

Why the sudden interest in the Summer Olympics? I have no idea. But when you see athletes reignite your love of track and field you jump all over it. Like a lion. Or some other metaphor that features jumping on … Continue reading →

That’s it? This is what it’s like to be a book? Because, honestly, this feels like being a paper weight. — I should write analogies for a living. Or get paid in Bisquick. I’m not picky. – Shaan

Rumors are circulating that I got my head stuck in a chair today at school. And I am here to officially state that the rumors are true. There’s no point in denying it because everyone in class videotaped it with … Continue reading →

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