Monthly Archives: September 2012

Why am I consoling Shaan? Someone ate the last Toaster Strudel. He spent the last two weeks saving ten icing packets in his pillowcase and I cannot stress how important it was to him. – Kiran

I’m almost 90% positive I’m stealing this pose from Moses. Or was it Noah? – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Shaan just found out that McDonald’s is bringing back the McRib for a limited time only. I had to book him a grief counselor. “Limited time?” Come on McDonald’s! – Kiran

My girlfriend Abbey has been having some protracted arguments with her parents about her attire lately. Personally, I believe this has simply been a case of horrible wardrobe choices. And by horrible wardrobe choices I mean she’s been duct-taping bags … Continue reading →

Megatron broke up with his long time girlfriend Fabulous Maximus. Again. Us Weekly is reporting that their work schedules drove them apart. C’mon, Us Weekly – where’s your journalistic credibility? If you wanted street cred, you could’ve just said she’s … Continue reading →

Today’s post goes out to Big Bird: I am sorry for fighting with you yesterday, but you are such an irritating imbecile no mortal human being could have handled the situation differently. Again, I am sorry that you are an … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY