September 18
VIDEO OF THE DAY
September 17
VIDEO OF THE DAY
September 15
My girlfriend Abbey has been having some protracted arguments with her parents about her attire lately. Personally, I believe this has simply been a case of horrible wardrobe choices. And by horrible wardrobe choices I mean she’s been duct-taping bags of marshmallows to the inside of her outfits.* – Shaan
*“Tell me I can’t pick out my own clothes. I’ll show them.” *TAPE* “Yeah, this is hot….”
September 14
Megatron broke up with his long time girlfriend Fabulous Maximus. Again. Us Weekly is reporting that their work schedules drove them apart. C’mon, Us Weekly – where’s your journalistic credibility? If you wanted street cred, you could’ve just said she’s tired of Megatron blowing their money on solid gold salsa dishes and pretending to live in The Matrix. – Shaan
September 13
Today’s post goes out to Big Bird: I am sorry for fighting with you yesterday, but you are such an irritating imbecile no mortal human being could have handled the situation differently. Again, I am sorry that you are an insufferable halfwit and that I did not have the tolerance of Buddha to deal with you. I handled it poorly, maybe if I was in a coma or cognitively impaired, I could have acted differently. Sorry. – Shaan
September 11
VIDEO OF THE DAY