Megatron broke up with his long time girlfriend Fabulous Maximus. Again. Us Weekly is reporting that their work schedules drove them apart. C’mon, Us Weekly – where’s your journalistic credibility? If you wanted street cred, you could’ve just said she’s tired of Megatron blowing their money on solid gold salsa dishes and pretending to live in The Matrix. – Shaan

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