September 15
My girlfriend Abbey has been having some protracted arguments with her parents about her attire lately. Personally, I believe this has simply been a case of horrible wardrobe choices. And by horrible wardrobe choices I mean she’s been duct-taping bags of marshmallows to the inside of her outfits.* – Shaan
*“Tell me I can’t pick out my own clothes. I’ll show them.” *TAPE* “Yeah, this is hot….”