November 10
VIDEO OF THE DAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE7O8_QFTto
November 9
If Mom has taught us anything about raising children, the key to good parenting is hiring a nanny. That or alcoholism. Which would explain why Mom’s blood alcohol is currently 32% Beefeater since Dad’s been away. I’ll just float that out there without saying any more because now Mom’s looking at me like she just had a stroke. Dude, what? – Shaan
November 8
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 7
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 6
Reports indicate that fast food chain McDonald’s has been showing declining profits for the past 9 years. Where’s the love America? We can’t let McDonald’s go the way of the dodo bird. So if you haven’t eaten breakfast, lunch or dinner yet, go support your local McDonald’s. You’re doing God’s work. Do you think nuns get paid? (Do nuns get paid? If so, bring them to McDonald’s.) – Kiran
November 5
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 4
My new friend Toos is temporarily living with us while he finds a new pad in LA. So far he’s been a lovely house guest. But I dare you to eat something in front of him. I double dare you. Because that almost never works out. Even if it’s just a Hot Pocket, you have to spend two minutes distracting him with conversation, then another two minutes waiting for it too cool down and by then he’s already stolen your Hot Pocket. It’s like he wants me to punch him. – Shaan
November 3
SMILE OF THE DAY
November 2
Allow me to state for the record that I – being of the genus known as “people” – have never once watched a basketball game. Ever. So I have no idea how this works. But I am so good at arcade lacrosse your brain would explode. – Shaan
November 1
Reports that Mom’s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should have my luscious locks back in no time. And on a separate note: A big thank you to Homer Simpson for sending me “Hats and the Art of Not Looking Bald”, “Male Pattern Baldness: A Government Conspiracy” and a 6-pack of Duff-Lite. – Shaan