Monthly Archives: November 2012

VIDEO OF THE DAY

If Mom has taught us anything about raising children, the key to good parenting is hiring a nanny. That or alcoholism. Which would explain why Mom’s blood alcohol is currently 32% Beefeater since Dad’s been away. I’ll just float that … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Reports indicate that fast food chain McDonald’s has been showing declining profits for the past 9 years. Where’s the love America? We can’t let McDonald’s go the way of the dodo bird. So if you haven’t eaten breakfast, lunch or … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

My new friend Toos is temporarily living with us while he finds a new pad in LA. So far he’s been a lovely house guest. But I dare you to eat something in front of him. I double dare you. … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Allow me to state for the record that I – being of the genus known as “people” – have never once watched a basketball game. Ever. So I have no idea how this works. But I am so good at … Continue reading →

Reports that Mom’s lack of hair cutting skills doomed me to a lonely bald existence have been greatly exaggerated. As you can see, I am not bald. Baby hairs are sprouting hourly and growing astronomically. At this rate I should … Continue reading →