October 3
WHAT I HAVE REGRETTABLY PURCHASED WHILE ON VACATION
1. An authentic William Shatner hairpiece circa Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan; 2. A large equity stake in Planet Hollywood; 3. The Battle of the Bionic Booger: Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers DVD; and 4. A pair of white denim cutoffs. – Kiran