October 4
ON DATING
How was the “Natural Selection Speed Dating” event last night? Well, the first girl I met was Giselle, 20 mos. She’s a freelance events coordinator. (So Giselle, “Are you into Gymboree?” “I’m into Christ!” Giselle replies. Mmmm, Christ is okay, but that’s like answering “Would you like cheese on your burger?” with “No, I’d prefer Christ.” It doesn’t actually make sense.) The next girl I met was Jessica, 16 mos. She’s an artist who lives in Manhatten Beach. (She believes: “As a female, you have one of two choices: You can be taken advantage of, or you can take the upper hand and use it as an advantage.”) Yikes! Can’t I just met a girl who wants to listen to The Doodlebops together, have brunch at TGIF and maybe some picnics in the park? – Kiran