April 7
I like to think my outfit is like a personals ad: It says “SM seeks SF for companionship, discussions on the merits of adjustable waistbands and dining on Happy Meals on Tiffany platters. I can speak in 21 regional accents, enjoy growing seventies inspired handlebar mustaches (or something in the goatee/sideburns family) and prefer tapestries over walls in my bedroom. Available for long walks in non-green areas and Baja Potato Boats.” – Kiran