January 6
Fozzie Bear does so much good with his fame. He’s almost like Bono, except his accent is more rustic than Irish. But sometimes, Fozzie’s fame is put towards evil uses, like spam. Fozzie’s name makes a lot of people click on emails. Reportedly some 11.3% of all worldwide daily email traffic contains Fozzie’s name in the subject line. Think “Fozzie naked,” “Fozzie nude movie,” or “Fozzie naked video”. – Kiran