Kiran and Shaan's World

                                                                   HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Um, has anyone seen the 4 inch solid gold pacifier I won last night? Its estimated value is $2.6 million after factoring in the laser-firing capabilities and all leather travel strap. – Shaan

CHARTING OUR COURSE TO VEGAS

Our family road trip is finally here – today! I don’t know anything about reading maps. But I love betting on things! Who want’s to wager their lunch money on how long it will take me to know what it means to be fabulously and accidentally wealthy after I arrive in Vegas? – Kiran

As some of you know, we will be on vacation for the next week at the luxurious Signature Resort in Las Vegas where we fully intend to consume 6,000 calories a day at the buffet and participate in the evils of “keno”. By the time I return, I fully expect my $350 jeans to look unfashionably snug and my cheeks plumpy enough to cuddle with on the couch. Come visit us next Monday for all new posts and photos. Ciao for now everyone! – Kiran

I am so, so sorry to have kept you waiting an entire, interminable weekend. Our server was passed out on the couch yet again, leaving us with no means of relaying important communication in a timely matter. Our Hungarian tech serfs will be properly reprimanded for this egregious misstep. – Kiran

The latest trend in men’s undergarments: luxury briefs. As long as this fad continues, I embrace the future. I will also simultaneously unembrace pants. – Kiran

                                                                                    SAY CHEESE!

You know how it is Valentine Bear – I almost didn’t mention it. I kind of didn’t want to, but I felt I had to. So earlier this week I wearily conceded that yes, I was “spotted” last Friday night romancing ladies and stealing butterfly kisses in public places. Because romance is my forte. However for the ladies who want to be slobbered on like, say, a hamburger, they’ll have to see Elmo. – Kiran

Kiran has finally released his long awaited judo-fighting DVD. Naturally! And when he’s not busy posing shirtless, dating gymnasts or flexing his iron fists, the judo champ can be found practicing his Nage no Kata and Katame no Kata. – Shaan

Much of my day is spent trolling the floor and over the past few weeks I have unearthed an impressive collection of anthropological doodads such as Kiran’s old “I dated the Bush Twins” onesie, opposable lego thumbs and Elmo’s fruitini drink tickets. – Shaan