Kiran and Shaan's World

Oh, excuse me, I didn’t see you there! You caught me in mid-thought: What to eat for lunch. Something orange from the Manchu Wok or Build Your Own Taco at Chalupa Cafe? – Shaan

The photos attached to the posts are acting up today, so if you are temporarily deprived of some photographic goodness, please accept my apologies. Please return tomorrow while I try to figure out what I did to anger the Internet gods. – Kiran

What is everyone up to today? Well, Zebbie is working on recycling fryolator grease, Shaan is measuring brain synapse activity by rigging an iPod and a wireless router with a Pringles can to the cat and I am snacking on rice cakes served on the gold-plated shells of endangered sea turtles. – Kiran

I’m only 4 months old but so far I’ve learned that sometimes saying hello to an attractive woman is very complicated and stressful. However giving total strangers discrete packages wrapped in diapers is not. – Shaan

As a celebrated writer, ladies man and fashion icon, I am constantly bombarded with sometimes wacky and ill-considered endorsement possibilities that have included bobblehead dolls, acrylic paintings and commemorative coins. And car rims. – Kiran

Everybody has their favorite Olympic event. Mine is tanning. It’s a relatively obscure sport, but all the intellectual types love Olympic tanning. And last night, the U.S. women’s team armed with a limitless supply of body oil and skin tanned to a rich Corinthian leather were awarded 3 gold medals at the Games. Team USA: We salute you! – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

DADDY GETS A HAIRCUT

Stickers are the best. They’re more awesome than Batman, Superman and Wolverine combined. – Kiran

What’s that smell? That would be me. That’s because my musky scent pervades the house. It takes some getting used to though. My smell is like none other. I love my smell. Everyone does. My scent is like walking through a sultry forest with notes of pine and orchids while breathing in my thick chest fur all at the same time. – Kiran