Dating experts have methodologies. Mine is a system of simple hand signals that makes dating so much easier. How does it work? The single man or woman (hereafter known as the PLAYER) can signal to an attractive potential mate (hereafter known as the HOTTIE) one of the following messages:
A) You’re Cute = Right hand to hairline;
B) Coffee Sometime? = Hand to ear; and
C) Call Me – You Know My Digits = Double thumbs held aloft.
Note: If you happen to see anyone looking in your direction and “stroking his or her ear twice” run away.
Some of you may be interested to know that we’ve collected the sweepings from Kiran’s haircut yesterday. They will be available on Ebay; preemptive offers considered. – Shaan
Who’s bored of massive bang extensions and shags? Right now, lots of people – myself included. So I decided to go with a pixie cut. It looks cute on anyone. And best of all: It emphasizes my eternal tan and chest hairs. – Kiran
Guess who I ran into today? Maddox Jolie-Pitt in the steam room at The Sports Club. Yup. And I can report that:
I’m looking out the window right now and it seems kinda sunny and 
It’s like a Turkish sauna outside! Swampy, right? Can you feel the humidity? Still sunny though. – Shaan
Just went outside. Man, is it hot out there. My toes are sweating. Anyway, still sunny. – Shaan
Each morning I wake up, open the front door, grab the newspaper, look at the forecast for the day’s high temperature, and dress based on that forecast. And every day, around noon, I find myself complaining that I’m too hot because the paper was completely wrong. So in an effort to more accurately report the day’s temperature, Shaan has volunteered to provide us with a personal account of the day’s weather over the next few days. – Kiran