Kiran and Shaan's World

VIDEO OF THE DAY

[Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

And you thought your hair style was talented? A mere dilettante when compared to Shaan, the fabulous hairdo-master himself. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

From an early age I always knew I wanted to be a business tycoon. I remember my most closely cherished dream: my secret lust for money – vast loads of it. At night I clutched my pillow and imagined it to be a harsh burlap sack with a big black dollar sign on it. All I really need is a couple million to start, just enough to buy something in Beverly Hills that’ll triple in value in a decade. – Kiran

While Kiran wasted away in jury duty today, he texted me that he’s short on cash these days. I can relate. Since my own recent budget problems, I have been forced to choose between pawning my complete Chuckie Cheese animatronic puppet collection or giving up my controlling stake in Dreamworks. – Shaan

The router is down? This is the third time today. Honestly, we’re really going to have to look into replacing our tech team. I bet they don’t even know what an RS-232 booster chip* is for. – Kiran

[Answer: Dual Layer Pentium McWhopper]

Yesterday was gorgeous. It was warm and sunny and trees were flowering. People strolled around, hand in hand. Moods seemed lifted. And today is supposed to be about the same! I feel so rejuvenated…like the world is a special place. – Shaan

What happened to the computer? Well, um, here’s the thing…while I was downloading my photo spread in this month’s GQ Magazine the computer started flashing “Too sexy! Too sexy!” on the screen and burst into flames. Honest. – Kiran

Of the many tenets of the man-hottie ethos, no rule is more important then the inverse proportion relationship: As muscular definition becomes more and more defined, chick magneticism increases by a factor of three. – Kiran

As some of you know, I’ve been doing a little publicity for my holiday cookbook entitled “Hindu Santa, Buddhist Cowboy: Cookies for All Occasions”. I just finished taping my interview with Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa and let me tell you, Regis makes just as much noise off air as on. You should have heard the cheese he cut in the green room before we taped. Thunderous! – Shaan