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YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): [Power animal: Chili Dog] You will talk to five important experts today about the dreary economic climate and its effect on your current and future investments. Unfortunately, these five experts will … Continue reading →

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE Today marks the beginning of our 12-day astrological forecasts for the month June. We consulted a friend in the Shamanic community who suggested some power animals to accentuate our predictions. Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): [Power … Continue reading →

Four Things You Didn’t Know About Diapers No. 1: Diapers have a mind of their own “They are sentient beings who enjoy reading dead languages and long walks on the beach.” No. 2: Diapers can minimize or accentuate your physical … Continue reading →

A DAY AT THE LOS ANGELES MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY

KIRAN’S PHONE CALLS [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

Oh, excuse me, I didn’t see you there! What’s this? Oh, yea, well, my other car seat is in the Ferrari. – Shaan

5 THINGS YOU DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SHAAN 1) The plagiarism scandal was a simple misunderstanding “In December, I wrote a column about gifts to give your significant other for the holidays – I had read a piece in Slate which … Continue reading →

It finally happened. I too have been swept up by the Susan Boyle phenomenon. I’ve never really seen anything like it — except maybe Napoleon stamping his N all over Europe. – Shaan

Just when I thought there was nothing that could possibly make me smile on this long, depressing day, Dad reminded me that later in the afternoon we’re going to stack 7.4 trillion pennies up 4,671,717 miles high – that’s enough … Continue reading →

Who is Dirk Funk from Germany? And why does he keep trying to ‘friend’ me on Facebook? – Kiran