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Top Five Things Occurring To Me At 10:19 am On November 12th, 2007 1. Yogurt breath; 2. People saying “disorientated”; 3. Dropping toast on my bare foot, butter-side down; 4. Unfettered flatulence; and 5. Discovering that my previously closed-toe shoes are now sandals.

How was last night’s party? Prairie-sparse. So we grabbed our goodie bags, which only contained a magazine, a perfume sample, and a box of Altoids, and left for the coat check stand. And who did we see there? Big Bird, with like five … Continue reading →

PHONE CALL TRANSCRIPT  …Well, I think far more people should apprentice at bakeries…         …I know – because the world just does not produce enough crullers…         …Yeah, it’s a real problem…       … Continue reading →

HAPPY DIWALI EVERYONE!  

What am I doing? Just mentally preparing for tomorrow’s exam. As some of you know, applicants to the prestigious Riverdale Preschool Academy must take and pass their scholastic aptitude test. Russell scored a copy of last season’s grueling exam:  Question 1: Estimate the number … Continue reading →

How was last night’s party? Mmmmmm, let’s see, I didn’t get there until 1 am thinking that the party wouldn’t really be going until then, but it turns out I missed the band. I decided to call it a night, but then … Continue reading →

Today Russell and I had our palms read by Madame Minardi. First she talked about how Russell was going to have a cooking show and maybe move back to the Midwest where his roots lie, even though Russell hates cooking and doesn’t want to go back to … Continue reading →

During our down time here at Kiran’s World, there are a couple of things we do during the two to three hours we spend between drafting posts and taking photos: I like to check out the superior singles scene at the playground, Elmo goes for … Continue reading →

You’ve spent far too much time at Costco if the ratio of free crab puff samples that you’ve consumed to the number of crab puffs you’ve actually paid for is 3:1 or greater then the volume of 1/Sqrt[2]. – Kiran   … Continue reading →

Men’s Health Magazine suggests that working out at the gym can be an utterly pointless exercise that does more harm than good, sometimes even resulting in muscle dysmorphia (“bigorexia”) or permanent injuries. I’ll concede that there are times when I think I work … Continue reading →