Monthly Archives: October 2007

A DAY AT GYMBOREE

Here I am with Po-Po planning our vacation in Vancouver next week. I’m so excited I’m already on mental vacation. – Kiran  

HAPPY LEIF ERICKSON DAY Like the rest of the country, we’re taking the day off with our Nordic friends Oluf, Dagh, Finn, Ingi, Jorn, Jarls, Sven, and Gorm to eat Royal Norwegian Fiddle-Faddle, celebrate Swedish modular furniture and listen to Viking Metal. “Sjøø Hjørste Früden … Continue reading →

BLOGS It’s official. Everyone has a blog. Here’s a handy guide to who is interested in what and how they’ll write about it in their blog:  1. Mom likes stuff about anthropometric techniques and how the ladies are oppressed by the patriarchy. She … Continue reading →

After a brief mess with Coast Guard officials, Dad was permitted to head into the water and rowed a 600-lb. pumpkin across the lake to promote Halloween Awareness Month. – Kiran        

Playing with water fountains is possibly the most fun activity. The basic objective is to wet those who wish to remain dry and ignore those who wish to be wet. Bonus points for splashing cars just out of the car wash or … Continue reading →

When I drive, I treat traffic laws like traffic suggestions or hints. On the street they call me Mr. Traffic Vigilante. – Kiran      

ON DATING How was the “Natural Selection Speed Dating” event last night? Well, the first girl I met was Giselle, 20 mos. She’s a freelance events coordinator. (So Giselle, “Are you into Gymboree?” “I’m into Christ!” Giselle replies. Mmmm, Christ is okay, but that’s like … Continue reading →

WHAT I HAVE REGRETTABLY PURCHASED WHILE ON VACATION   1. An authentic William Shatner hairpiece circa Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan; 2. A large equity stake in Planet Hollywood; 3. The Battle of the Bionic Booger: Revenge of the Ridiculous Robo-Boogers … Continue reading →

Have you met my friend Super Fred? After a series of unfulfilling jobs in mime performance, African tribesmanship, crunk gangsta rap, and publishing – Super Fred finally settled happily into the career he was destined for: ergonomics expert. – Kiran