Monthly Archives: August 2009

SMILES OF THE DAY

HAPPY AUGUST HEAT WAVE Guess what? It’s heat-wave season! Triple-digit weather and power outages are expected across the county this week. How do I plan to stay cool? Chillaxing in the tub with my friends: This is Cham. Last winter, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Now that the banks have been bailed out Americans need to get down to the real issues: buying skinny jeans. We must all buy skinny jeans or the jeans industry will totally collapse. Skinny jeans are quite literally the only … Continue reading →

What keeps the space-time continuum from collapsing? Galaga-like spaceships that shoot down constellations of multi-colored pixels. Although, I should probably test that theory. For, uh, science. – Shaan

My stomach clenched the moment I read that Thurston – star of “Psychic Kitty” – did not forsee his own diagnosis of inoperable cancer. I have to be honest with you: I am genuinely bummed. I’m sort of a “crazy … Continue reading →

THE POST-BUMMING PHASE OF RECESSIONGATE Lately it feels as though the recession has splintered us into various discordant, competing groups: Fatties vs. Slims, Frenchies vs. Mair-cans, Foodies vs. Consumer of Vast Quantities of Food…you get the picture. How did this happen? You’d … Continue reading →

A TYPICAL DAY WITH SHAAN I usually wake up around 6:30 am, pull on my favorite pair of skinny jeans and photograph myself surrounded by a minimum of four mirrors in varying sizes and shapes. I like to affix no … Continue reading →

This is my new friend. His name is Angier Biddle Duke, which means he is either: 1) angry, 2) an invention of Oscar Wilde or 3) compensating. – Shaan

A DAY AT THE PARK