Kiran and Shaan's World

As demonstrated by our oufits at the Happy Diwali Party last night, this season’s hottest trends include sparkle-draped hats and vests and lots of pizzazz. – Kiran

Just when we finally crawled through last week’s computer meltdown, it’s come to my attention that there are still “technical difficulties”. Apparently, throwing Monopoly money at our server doesn’t ensure proper service across the board. Who knew? Please check back with us tomorrow for more photos and posts. – Kiran

Like most supermodels, when I go to restaurants, I order one large mineral water with a teeny tiny wedge of lemon and opt against an actual meal. Sure, baked feta tastes good for a moment, but slim lasts — and it’s more flattering. – Kiran

This is completely unconfirmed and based on rumor, but I just heard that Rice Krispie spokesman and breakfast role model Snap, innocently driving his silver Lamborghini just like any of us would, was arrested earlier this morning for drunk driving. I saw him at Slippie’s house at around 11 PM last night, but I didn’t notice any more slurring than you’d expect of someone in a stocking cap. Though he was waving around car keys and singing Leader of the Pack at the top of his lungs. So maybe… – Kiran

It’s 10:40 am and I still haven’t posted one single blurb. Know why? I have no news – none at all. If this continues I’m going to have to start making stuff up.* – Kiran

* UPDATE: AAAAAAAAAHHH! John McCain is elected ruler of Alternate Reality Earth!

** BREAKING UPDATE: In the alternate universe, McCain appoints Chuck Norris his Secretary of Defense and Bizarro his White House Chief of Staff.

SMILE OF THE DAY

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST MCCAIN AD?

“In Maverick World, no maverick will ever be taxed, regardless of whether he or she is a maverick, because we are all mavericks, at heart.” – TV Announcer

HUH?! – Kiran

I like to watch a variety of television shows. I enjoy everything from delicately nuanced dramas (‘Gray’s Anatomy’) to brain-rotting reality shows (‘Gray’s Anatomy’). I also don’t mind ‘Gray’s Anatomy.’ – Kiran

But Elmo, how do you know without a doubt, 100% absolutely positively that Paris Hilton gave you herpes? I mean, yes, you may have the biggest cold sore in Christendom, but do we ever truly know anything? – Kiran

Dudes have an elaborate and highly codified set of behaviors that we do when we want you to look at us. If we’re giggling and crying at the same time, it means: Console us. If we’re huddled next to you in an otherwise empty car, leaning our head against your shoulder and puckering our lips, it means: We’re in love. – Kiran