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I’m suing McDonalds for forgetting my McNugget sauce last night. Have you ever eaten one of those things dry? That’s a taste that will never leave you. Or in other words: Cut me a check, Grimace! – Shaan

Everyone was all “ooohs” and “ahhhs” because Kamar De Los Reyes from One Life to Live showed up at Big Bird’s Charity Picnic yesterday. But this was meaningless to me. The only soap I watch is Passions. Go ahead. Groan. … Continue reading →

Fozzie Bear does so much good with his fame. He’s almost like Bono, except his accent is more rustic than Irish. But sometimes, Fozzie’s fame is put towards evil uses, like spam. Fozzie’s name makes a lot of people click … Continue reading →

Don’t you just hate it when you’re surrounded by smarmy, know-it-all PhDs who give you only the vaguest instructions and then expect you to master the intricacies of biotechnology overnight? Now I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure if we’re going … Continue reading →

What makes for an appealing restaurant? The dinner mints they leave with your bill. But after that, it comes down to design and amenities. Also, I like windows and brick. Lots and lots of brick. – Shaan

Quick! Meet me out back! And grab some juice boxes. Somebody drank all mine. *hic* – Shaan

BAD HAIR DAY No man is perfect. Even the sexiest, most cleverest, and charm-oozing among us put on their perfectly tailored pants one leg at a time and have their bad hair days. The thing is; you take the good, … Continue reading →

POST-NEW YEAR’S EVE ROUNDUP OMG….I absorbed so many fruity cocktails last night, I don’t even know what happened. Let’s see, I vaguely recall swirling lights, disco balls and guys with shimmer-shirts fist pumping the air and yelling “You da man! … Continue reading →

You know, as I’ve been sitting here writing and posting all day, I’ve been wondering where we’re gonna go this New Year’s Eve to get our “freak on”. This has been a slow day and I’ve been distracted by thoughts … Continue reading →

Last night, I made a list of my New Year’s resolutions because I’m feeling listless and, hence, lazy — and list-making is the lazy way to write. So to pass the time, here is everyone’s New Year’s resolutions for 2009: … Continue reading →